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Post by Samwise on Feb 12, 2005 2:21:10 GMT -5
It dawned upon me just now that NO ONE is talking about the orksez. c'mon start some conversation about Forty K's comedic releif!
Ork tanks are only driven by their imagination and sometimes some lame steam power.
Their compat weapons are made of pieces of metal they simply rip off of buildings
JEFFERSON WAS THE ANITCHRIST C'MON START A FRIGGIN CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 12, 2005 13:20:40 GMT -5
Sam this is like the 5th post were you said something just dawned on you....
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 13, 2005 2:09:29 GMT -5
SAM! take that back about jefferson!
Jefferson was among the most brilliant American exponents of the Enlightenment, the movement of 18th-century thought that emphasized the possibilities of human reason. A Virginia aristocrat, he had the time and resources to educate himself in history, literature, law, architecture, science, and philosophy; as a diplomat and friend of French and British intellectuals, he had direct access to European culture and thought; and as a provincial farmer and novice revolutionary leader, he had the motivation and the opportunity to apply Enlightenment political philosophy to the task of nation-building!
WHEN YOUR A FRIGGIN PRESIDENT YOU CAN CRITISIZE THE OTHER ONES!
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Post by SergeantT on Feb 13, 2005 23:57:35 GMT -5
sam dont talk about orks just because necrons are dirty!
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 16, 2005 0:02:31 GMT -5
Sam makes fun of every army for kicks. Yet this is great recruiting for the Anti-Sam squad. Anti-Sam squad unite!
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 16, 2005 22:58:30 GMT -5
yeah, sam i suggest you flee to canada or mexico or something, cause i just requisitioned an orbital bombardment unto your home neighborhood. so,,,,maybe you should go hide in the fallout shelter (heh heh yeah that'll help)
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 17, 2005 19:03:10 GMT -5
Too bad Sam. I have angry mob comin' all the way from Kentucky just to kill you. They will be here soon.
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 18, 2005 0:32:59 GMT -5
so hows about them orks? anybody ever think about starting an ork force?
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 18, 2005 22:31:51 GMT -5
They need to make a new Ork Codex.
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Post by sonofsparky on Feb 20, 2005 20:25:54 GMT -5
I have an ork army and that makes me the best person to have ever have posted here so hah! you can't argue with that logic!
And if a normal human were to pick up an ork pistol and pull the trigger, nothing would happen! Why? Ork firepower is run by their impressive psychic powers!
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 20, 2005 21:02:23 GMT -5
Who would want to use the weapon of a Space Ork. half the time their guns don't work. And plus the other half of the time they can't hit anything.
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 21, 2005 22:42:58 GMT -5
-Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting primer-
But before i can continue i have to tell you the most ridiculous story. Today i was watching the tele and a KENTUCKY fried chicken commercial came on and in the background was playing sweet home ALABAMA by lynard skynard and i saw the commericial on a CALIFORNIAN television! it was quite ridiculous
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 22, 2005 19:23:26 GMT -5
mmm...KFC. And didn't they change it from Kentucky Fried Chicken to Kitchen Fresh Chicken?
(Yet ork shootas are str 4 which is better than what the imperium supplies their soldiers.)
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Post by sonofsparky on Feb 23, 2005 19:10:50 GMT -5
Ork weapons are not faulty. in fact they are quite the opposite. The only reason they can't hit the broadside of the barn is they are shootin the sky more than the enemy in order to make more noise. Ork weapons are powered by their rather impressive psyche.
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 23, 2005 19:35:39 GMT -5
Orks are the most psychic race (even more than Eldar). Too bad the Orks don't realize this...
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