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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 10, 2005 21:15:08 GMT -5
This a thread for us to ask all those questions that have been buggin us for so long. I felt we needed a thread where we could go so far off topic where Ben can't complain. And besides Ben, you don't play Space Marines (at least not the ones that worship the imortal emperor).
So have at it! ;D
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 10, 2005 23:10:47 GMT -5
I have one! Why do Space Marines worship some old guy on life support, where all he does all day is sit in a chair all day. I know he's like a hero to them but man, come on! It probally costs the Imperium a whole bunch of monies to keep him alive. I mean why don't the just pull the plug and use the monies to maybe get the Imperial Guardsmen some better guns.
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 11, 2005 1:47:08 GMT -5
Without faith, there is no hope. Besides, it is better to worship some old guy on life support than a half eaten balogne sandwich (with no cheese). At leas the old guy can use his brain. What powers does the sandwich have, bread that gets crusty and moldy and meat that is made of who knows what.
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 11, 2005 19:22:47 GMT -5
Who worships moldy sandwhiches (besides Sam)? Also they should just make one of the Chapter Commanders Emperor...or even an old monkey would be better.
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 11, 2005 21:27:22 GMT -5
How bout a pannel of three orangutangs. Better yet, lets just lep apes rule the imperium and enslave everyone!!
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Post by Samwise on Feb 12, 2005 2:28:33 GMT -5
HEY HEY HEY HEY Ryker. That was just the one time and it was not ant ordinary sandwhich either I'll have you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a Quizno's oven toasted sub and... I mean no.... I never worshiped a sandwich... what are you on crack ryker?
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Post by Samwise on Feb 12, 2005 2:30:46 GMT -5
Sam has a question!!!!!!! What kinds of things do the Space Marines eat (if they do)?? does it taste good, if so is it available in stores??
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 12, 2005 2:46:02 GMT -5
You know since they patrol the galaxy, the space marines eat a healthy diet of pizza. Every meal of the day, cold or hot, they eat it. They prefer Dominos.
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Post by Samwise on Feb 13, 2005 1:53:36 GMT -5
Sam has another question!!!!!!!!!!
Under all of that armour... do the space marines have any clothes on?? Do they like any particular brand?? are Nike and Adidas still stylish these days??
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Post by Samwise on Feb 13, 2005 1:56:29 GMT -5
I have another question!! You know that rusty old rhino that they have in the case there. What do think we could get X-zibit to do if we put that thing up for Pimp My Ride?? You know the rusty yellow tank in the case. It is a rhino i think.
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 13, 2005 2:14:55 GMT -5
Thats heresy officer! by order of the emperors most holy inquisition i am hearby administering summary execution to you sir Under imperial mandate 1g334h89k repent now and i can promise you a quick death!
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 13, 2005 13:03:35 GMT -5
Senator Gegory, it is admirable that your faith toward the emperor is so strong. But your ignorance keeps you from seeing that is a joke. Do not fear, you can fight next to me any day. Now answering Sam's multiple questions. 1). Haven't you ever heard of Under-Armor? goldmanbros.com/under-armour/images/logo.gif[/img] 2. Xzibit would so pimp that Rhino, but he would have a tough time pulling your power armor up in the end to show you are pimped. I am guessing lots of monitors and maybe an Xbox.
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 13, 2005 23:25:12 GMT -5
I don't know if an Xbox is such a good idea. I can imagine it is time for an assult squad to disembark and the Srg says"Lets go!" and then the marines reply"After this level!" And then the battle is lost and the Orks loot the rhino and learn from the game how to make better weapons and conquer the Imperium. ;D
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 14, 2005 1:26:11 GMT -5
Dude, you gotta have something to do while on the way to battle. What about those possibly long trips through the warp? Xbox is the solution. I hear that Underarmour is coming out with chapter specific clothing line to be issued to the coresponding battle brothers. I hear they should hit stores in late April!
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 14, 2005 14:51:28 GMT -5
I don'tthink space marines would like halo very much. I think they would be like
"This is lame, i could just take a walk outside and do this!"
And this brings up a interesting question,
Who would win in a fight, a space marine, or master cheif?
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