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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 28, 2005 23:37:02 GMT -5
This a thread for us to ask all those questions that have been buggin us for so long. I felt we needed a thread where we could go so far off topic where Ben can't complain. And besides Ben, you don't play Space Marines (at least not the ones that worship the imortal emperor). So have at it! ;D Okay I have the whole thing in context. It says no where that it has to be about space marines. And titles can be deceptive so basically according to what you said you could go as far off topic as you want. |
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 28, 2005 23:50:34 GMT -5
i dont care what any one says, ben, iu salute you for that magnificent post. *applaude*
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Mar 1, 2005 0:28:29 GMT -5
That was killing two birds with one stone. Making Josh mad and doing it incredibly awesome..ly.
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Mar 1, 2005 13:26:55 GMT -5
Go off topic, but in the realm of space marines! Space Marine Quandries. It is meant for when someone asks a simple question like, what is the save of a scout space marine. And then some decides to go off an a tagent on the right detergent to use on their white pants to get the stain out.
Stay the cource, million points of light, stay the cource!
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Post by sonofsparky on Mar 1, 2005 14:04:07 GMT -5
you are all hippies and need to shut up... except for josh. the pie hole is ajar, the pie hole is ajar.
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Post by Rev. Ben Blythe on Mar 1, 2005 16:32:36 GMT -5
A jar?
I wonder if you can put gene seed in a jar? Like a mayo jar, just keep it really cold, like one or two kelvin.
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Post by SenatorGregory on Mar 2, 2005 20:50:00 GMT -5
hey, do any of you guys know how to get blood out of a clown suit? .....i mean like.....ALOT of blood. sould i just use simple green? but i like, dont want to mes it up, cause its REALLY important.
heh heh, just kidding joshk,
what does a gene seed look like, is it just like a regular seed? can they sprout? and if they can, do they sprout little marines?
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Post by Rev. Ben Blythe on Mar 2, 2005 21:39:13 GMT -5
No if that was the case than you could use the gene seed from the little marines to make littler ones till you had Space Marine-fluenza. A cold you get when you are...uh....heretical.
Also how would it pollinate? Greg you are silly its simple biology.
You know how at baseball and football games, the cheerleaders come out and sling shot shirts at you? And you catch it and such, I wonder if you could retrofit a bolter to do that? Could it kill a middle aged church going woman as she went to get her husband a hot dog?
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Post by Samwise on Mar 13, 2005 0:43:54 GMT -5
ONCE AGAIN! ben is talking about killing old ladies! sheesh!
Okay joshua kanudson here's a question and a half for you: [glow=green,2,300]Does the Imperium have a USO tour of some kind to keep the marines happy at all even? If so what the heck is in it?[/glow]
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Mar 13, 2005 21:21:00 GMT -5
I don't think Space Marines can feel happiness, they can be content though...
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Mar 13, 2005 21:26:17 GMT -5
Of cource they have a USO tour! It is almost the same as ours except for one small differnece, Commissars. If I named any of the comedians, you wouldn't know them because they are from the 41st Mellenium. But the commissars are roaming the crowd to summarily execute anyone who gets out of line. They are also up on stage to make sure the comedians tell proper and funny jokes.
BTW, you spelled my last name wrong!
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Post by Samwise on Mar 14, 2005 0:56:07 GMT -5
I'll make note of it, my bad...
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Post by sonofsparky on Mar 22, 2005 17:16:19 GMT -5
Gene-Seed is held in air-tight containers like if you ever saw the Captain Varras model in the Battle for McCragge box. However if you kept the mayo jar refridgerated I am sure the GeneSeed would be just fine as a spread.
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Post by Rev. Ben Blythe on Mar 24, 2005 16:51:45 GMT -5
"I will take a terra squirrel and glowing fungus sandwhich....yeah everything on top, easy on the gene seed....infact can I get fat free gene seed?"-Chaos lord Sirrus to the clerk at Tzeench's Tzeli
Its really hard to be a comedian in the 41st millenium. If you tell jokes like "and the Cult Mechanicus, what is up with that?" you usually get your head blown off. Although the people do like the joke were Abaddon gives birth to an Ork.
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Post by sonofsparky on Mar 29, 2005 20:54:36 GMT -5
I love that one but I thought it was the other way around! And he came out all slimy and such, covered in ichor and whimpering after meeting Gork an' Mork...
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