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Post by Rev. Ben Blythe on Feb 14, 2005 18:59:10 GMT -5
Do space marines have Intel inside?
Do their rhinos have GPS AND a DVD Player?
If a space marine takes a girl on a date, whats that like?
Don't ask don't tell?
What are Space Marine Dreams like?
What are Space Marine Confessions like?
Does a Dark Eldar ever say "Hey dude, I am sorry"
Does a Tau ever play a practicle joke, and when everyone laughs at the one dude he say "It was for the greater good"?
Does a Nid ever hiccup?
Do Necrons get viruses?
Do Daemonhunters have nightmares? Do they have Nightlights?
Do Orks like Pez? Altoids? Tic Tacs?
Are there vegitarian Kroot?
What about Guardsmen do they ever say "Man sometimes I feel like I am the only one that can make a difference, I feel so alone"?
What about Eldar, can they slip in a puddle?
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 14, 2005 23:40:34 GMT -5
DEATH TO BEN. This thread is for Space Marine Qunadries ONLY. Please do not taint this with traitourouse blood and the questions about the lesser beings.
Message to everyone, do not answer Ben's question, especially the ones about the xenos.
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 15, 2005 0:33:43 GMT -5
Josh's got a point. Ben, keep all your krazy questions on the right forums.
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Post by Rev. Ben Blythe on Feb 15, 2005 16:27:48 GMT -5
Thought of the Day: Know thy Enemy!
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Post by Rev. Ben Blythe on Feb 15, 2005 20:26:26 GMT -5
Sorry about the above post guys, I just thought this was the place to do it, and I didn't want to post a bunch of little posts all across the board.
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Post by Samwise on Feb 16, 2005 19:51:10 GMT -5
A space marine would kick the crap out of MC!!!!!!!!!! Parden my American, sorry, but come on. Even if MC was more skillful, a space marine has at least a good two hundred pounds of armour on not to mention the two hundred pounds of solid muscle underneath. Master Chief is only a filthy human. Now master chief verus maybe... a Colonel Commisar with years of experience... there's a fight for you.
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Post by Samwise on Feb 16, 2005 19:54:27 GMT -5
Do you think servitors come with On-Star??
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 16, 2005 21:43:36 GMT -5
What are you talking about, they are OnStar! OnStar with guns!
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 16, 2005 23:03:12 GMT -5
"um servitor, is the battle up ahead, or do i want to make a right?"
"PURGE, DEFEAT THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM!! JUST AHEAD MOST BENEFICENT ONE! SHALL I RESERVE A PARKING SPOT FOR YOUR RHINO AND RECOMEND AN EATING ESTABLISHMENT?!?!?"
"er...yeah thats not going to be necessary, and do you have to yelll?"
"YES,!"
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 16, 2005 23:58:53 GMT -5
OnStar only deals with emergency help. You are thinking of Infone, that is the one that checks schedules and does stuff for you. They originally put both OnStar and Infone in their servitors, but they later realized all that was on their schedule was battle. And that didn't leave much time for fancy dining or long distance phone calls.
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Post by Samwise on Feb 17, 2005 18:50:05 GMT -5
OR!!!!!!!!!! you know what would be a REALLY cool fight would be a all out brawl to the death between democratic and republic congress. It would be the perfect super bowl half time show!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, do you think they use Space Marines to advertise energy drinks and power bars and stuff like that in 40k
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Post by Warrior Ryka on Feb 17, 2005 22:05:34 GMT -5
Do Space Marines ever socialize like over tea and crumpets or something?
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 17, 2005 23:50:29 GMT -5
Sam, you got so off topic, it was almost as bad as Ben! But you saved yourself in the end with the advertisement question. Here is your answer. Have you ever seen a Mexican League Soccer Jersey? EVERY blank space not devoted to team name, number and player name is plastered with advertisement. Space Marines, when they go out to help the comunity are plastered with propoganda and not advertisements for energy drinks. When they go into battle they take the advertisements off as they are an eye grabber (what they are meant to be and a nice target for a sniper).
Ryka, I can't imagine a Space Marine expclaiming "I'm Mrs. Nezbit!!!" They have their dignity. I can imagine them at some dirty sports bar draining a bevrage of chioce watching. I bet they even get into aweseme bar brawls. "TAKE THAT BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE EMPEROR'S MOTHER!!!" And a brawl ensues.
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Post by SenatorGregory on Feb 18, 2005 0:36:02 GMT -5
what do you think the space marines did before they were recruited from their home planets? how did they earn rubels or moneys? did they have to mow their neighbors yard?or a lemonade stand?
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Post by Joshua Knudson on Feb 18, 2005 14:27:23 GMT -5
As for individual jobs, I do not know. I bet they all worked fast food or as taxi drivers. I bet even some went to college. As for earning money, jobs provided no wages. So what they had to do was pick up bushes and throw them, hoping to find money underneath them. Somtimes they smashed clay pots with some sucess.
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